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Kroger's Kosher Dill Crunchy Pickle Spears. Arguably the most pungent grocery shelf item. A delectable appetizer to your 2 PM ham and cheese sandwich.


BUT have you EVER tried a pickle with a side of coronavirus? Not quite the same kick of vinegar, or fermentation, or sour punch to the lips, but rather a dull hint of stale salt.


Food is not as fun anymore. An arugula leaf tastes the same as an Edible Arrangements chocolate-covered strawberry (thanks Ms. Finn). I have to add a pound of pepper to my chicken noodle soup to even get my eyes to wince.


6 days down, 8 to go. I guess it was time to stop running from this thing anyways.

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